Guess what?

She bought a scanner about four months ago, but she didn't know how to put it together, and so it sat in a box. The box sat in the corner and it gathered dust. The dust was ninety percent human skin particles. The scanner from inside its box possessed some rudimentary awareness. It began to scan the dust, and, in its way, to build a conceptual model of a human being, although it had no knowledge of what it was that it was scanning. And so, in this forgotten corner, magic was happening. Like always. Yay!